"And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic."
"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."Mike Myers on Angelina Jolie
"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."Mike Myers on George S. Patton
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."Mike Myers on Harry S. Truman
"If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."Mike Myers on Les Brown
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."Mike Myers on Conan O'Brien
"With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone."
"I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic."
"Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive."
"And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours."
"My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff."