"I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do."
"Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards."Mike Myers on Soren Kierkegaard
"The only source of knowledge is experience."Mike Myers on Albert Einstein
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."Mike Myers on C. S. Lewis
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."Mike Myers on Oscar Wilde
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."Mike Myers on Mark Twain
"With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone."
"And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic."
"I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic."
"Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive."
"And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours."