"Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Mike Myers on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Mike Myers on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Mike Myers on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Mike Myers on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Mike Myers on James C. Dobson
"With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone."
"And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic."
"I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic."
"Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive."
"And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours."