"My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Mike Myers on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Mike Myers on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Mike Myers on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Mike Myers on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Mike Myers on Friedrich Nietzsche
"With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone."
"And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic."
"I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic."
"Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive."
"And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours."