"My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Mike Myers on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Mike Myers on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Mike Myers on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Mike Myers on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Mike Myers on Elbert Hubbard
"With fame there is a crosswire between intensity and intimacy. You have decoy intimacy, but you are also very much alone."
"And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic."
"I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic."
"Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive."
"And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours."