"To date, embryonic stem cell research has not produced a single medical treatment, where ethical, adult stem cell research has produced some 67 medical miracles."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Mike Pence on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Mike Pence on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Mike Pence on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Mike Pence on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Mike Pence on Erma Bombeck
"My votes against the education bill and my votes against the Medicare bill got huge play at home."
"The American people know what's necessary to get this economy moving again. It's fiscal discipline in Washington, D.C. and across-the-board tax relief for working families, small businesses and family farms."
"More than anything else, let me be clear - we need to be willing to fight for freedom, and free markets, and traditional moral values. That's what the American people want to see this movement and this party return to."
"The conservative movement today is like that tall ship with its proud captain: strong, accomplished but veering off course into the dangerous and uncharted waters of big government republicanism."
"You bet every member of Congress who votes for this bill ought to read it, read it thoroughly, and understand that what we're looking at here amounts to nothing more than a government takeover of our health care economy, paid for with nearly a trillion dollars in new taxes on individuals and small businesses. And it must be opposed."