"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Mike Royko on Emo Philips
"Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy."Mike Royko on Joseph Campbell
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."Mike Royko on Stephen Hawking
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."Mike Royko on Pablo Picasso
"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user."Mike Royko on Bill Gates
"There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem."
"The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons."
"When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero."