"Memories are doing funny things to us."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Milos Forman on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Milos Forman on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Milos Forman on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Milos Forman on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Milos Forman on Elbert Hubbard
"Because if you lived, as I did, several years under Nazi totalitarianism, and then 20 years in communist totalitarianism, you would certainly realize how precious freedom is, and how easy it is to lose your freedom."
"Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for centuries, to survive, you know."