"A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Minna Antrim on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Minna Antrim on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Minna Antrim on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Minna Antrim on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Minna Antrim on John Lennon
"The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique."
"The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it."
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills."
"To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius."