"If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Moon Unit Zappa on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Moon Unit Zappa on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Moon Unit Zappa on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Moon Unit Zappa on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Moon Unit Zappa on Ambrose Bierce
"I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me."
"My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves."
"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."
"Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something."
"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."