"Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Murray Walker on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Murray Walker on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Murray Walker on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Murray Walker on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Murray Walker on Steven Wright
"There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire."
"And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing."
"The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
"I'm a car fanatic and each morning I wake up with a smile on my face, whether I'm commentating on the Formula One or at Silver Hatch racetrack in Roary the Racing Car."
"That's history. I say history because it happened in the past."