"You know, we don't have any decorative sprigs of rosemary we're not placing little matchstick radishes onto an hors d'oeuvre... The food's gotta taste good. The concept's gotta taste good."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Nadia Giosia on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Nadia Giosia on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Nadia Giosia on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Nadia Giosia on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Nadia Giosia on Benjamin Franklin
"I'm addicted to laughing. I go to see a lot of comedy shows. I'm addicted to playing really loud and obnoxious rock music in my car. I'm addicted to beautiful clothes and shoes. I just love gorgeous stuff and work hard to acquire pretty things, shiny things. I'm addicted to shiny things!"
"I grew up in a family where the women were just nuts. They didn't stand around in cardigans making polite conversation while they chopped tomatoes."
"'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.'"
"I did skit comedy online for many years, beginning around 2001. Around 2006 I started watching a lot of food television and got re-interested in food. I come from a very food-obsessed family. But I also wanted to do my own thing, which was the comedy."
"You don't have to look far to taste some of the best food the world has to offer. I'd pit my grandmother against a 3-star Michelin chef any day."