"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Nancy Cartwright on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Nancy Cartwright on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Nancy Cartwright on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Nancy Cartwright on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Nancy Cartwright on Steven Wright
"I will not get very far with this attitude."
"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."