"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Nancy Cartwright on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Nancy Cartwright on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Nancy Cartwright on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Nancy Cartwright on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Nancy Cartwright on Henry Ward Beecher
"I will not get very far with this attitude."
"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."