"Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Napoleon Bonaparte on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Napoleon Bonaparte on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Napoleon Bonaparte on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Napoleon Bonaparte on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Napoleon Bonaparte on Erma Bombeck
"A picture is worth a thousand words."
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war."
"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it."
"The best cure for the body is a quiet mind."
"War is the business of barbarians."