"Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Napoleon Bonaparte on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Napoleon Bonaparte on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Napoleon Bonaparte on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Napoleon Bonaparte on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Napoleon Bonaparte on John Lennon
"A picture is worth a thousand words."
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war."
"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it."
"The best cure for the body is a quiet mind."
"War is the business of barbarians."