"Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Neil Simon on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Neil Simon on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Neil Simon on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Neil Simon on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Neil Simon on Mahatma Gandhi
"You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy."
"Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples."
"Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count."
"Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending."