"At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to tell me that so that I will buy a car or a box of dried up crackers."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Nick Mancuso on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Nick Mancuso on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Nick Mancuso on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Nick Mancuso on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Nick Mancuso on Steven Wright