"Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Nick Offerman on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Nick Offerman on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Nick Offerman on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Nick Offerman on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Nick Offerman on Benjamin Franklin
"I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball."
"It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent."
"And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do."
"If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot, and you have to be able to hear 'no' many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda."