"I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Nicolas Cage on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Nicolas Cage on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Nicolas Cage on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Nicolas Cage on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Nicolas Cage on Erma Bombeck
"At a young age, I was interested in comic books, which was really how I learnt to read. The name Cage came from a comic book character called Power Man."
"I think I jump around more when I'm alone."
"I may be alone in this, but I do sense the power of film, in that movies have the ability to literally change people's minds. That's pretty powerful stuff when you consider that."
"It's amazing marrying someone who wants nothing to do with Hollywood."
"How do you rebel in a family of rebels?"