"A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Norman Ralph Augustine on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Norman Ralph Augustine on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Norman Ralph Augustine on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Norman Ralph Augustine on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Norman Ralph Augustine on Josh Billings
"A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist."
"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
"Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread."
"People do not win people fights. Lawyers do."
"Bulls do not win bull fights. People do."