"People do not win people fights. Lawyers do."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Norman Ralph Augustine on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Norman Ralph Augustine on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Norman Ralph Augustine on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Norman Ralph Augustine on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Norman Ralph Augustine on Plato
"A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist."
"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
"Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread."
"A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better."
"Bulls do not win bull fights. People do."