"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
"I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future."Ogden Nash on LaToya Jackson
"If a country is to be corruption free and become a nation of beautiful minds, I strongly feel there are three key societal members who can make a difference. They are the father, the mother and the teacher."Ogden Nash on Abdul Kalam
"Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten."Ogden Nash on David Ogden Stiers
"The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege."Ogden Nash on Charles Kuralt
"Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."Ogden Nash on Margaret Mead
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."