"I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers."
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."Ogden Nash on Albert Einstein
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."Ogden Nash on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."Ogden Nash on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return."Ogden Nash on Maya Angelou
"I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe."Ogden Nash on Dalai Lama
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."