"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Ogden Nash on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Ogden Nash on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Ogden Nash on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Ogden Nash on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Ogden Nash on James C. Dobson
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."