"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Ogden Nash on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Ogden Nash on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Ogden Nash on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Ogden Nash on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Ogden Nash on Robert Frost
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."