"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Ogden Nash on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Ogden Nash on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Ogden Nash on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Ogden Nash on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Ogden Nash on Mahatma Gandhi
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."