"Women would rather be right than reasonable."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Ogden Nash on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Ogden Nash on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Ogden Nash on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Ogden Nash on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Ogden Nash on John Lennon
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."