"Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Oliver Herford on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Oliver Herford on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Oliver Herford on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Oliver Herford on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Oliver Herford on Josh Billings
"Age, like distance lends a double charm."
"Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it."
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."
"Only the young die good."
"A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well."