"I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Orlando Bloom on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Orlando Bloom on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Orlando Bloom on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Orlando Bloom on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Orlando Bloom on Elbert Hubbard
"I'm always amazed at anyone's interest in what I have to say."
"I'm so happy to have been a part of that process and I would go straight back into the desert in a ton of chain mail for Ridley any day of the week. He's an amazing director and I can't wait to see the long version."
"I got to work with one of my heroes, Johnny Depp, and to see how he goes about business, which was really inspiring for me at this stage in my career."
"Elves are cool, man."
"I wondered how they would top the Pirates and skeletons and moonlight, because that's a pretty cool concept."