"Noah and his family were the only loyal and obedient subjects to the legal power: they alone were saved."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Orson Pratt on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Orson Pratt on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Orson Pratt on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Orson Pratt on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Orson Pratt on Plato
"It was seldom that I attended any religious meetings, as my parents had not much faith in and were never so unfortunate as to unite themselves with any of the religious sects."
"God the Father and God the Son cannot be everywhere present indeed they cannot be even in two places at the same instant: but God the Holy Spirit is omnipresent - it extends through all space, with all other matter."
"An order of government, established by such an all-wise, powerful being, must be good and perfect, and must be calculated to promote the permanent peace, happiness, and well-being of all his subjects."
"The kingdom of God is an order of government established by divine authority. It is the only legal government that can exist in any part of the universe."
"God is the King. In him exists all legal authority."