"Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Orson Welles on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Orson Welles on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Orson Welles on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Orson Welles on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Orson Welles on Wayne Dyer
"The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age."
"We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone."
"The enemy of art is the absence of limitations."
"The best thing commercially, which is the worst artistically, by and large, is the most successful."
"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends."