"Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Ovid on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Ovid on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Ovid on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Ovid on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Ovid on Erma Bombeck
"What is it that love does to a woman? Without she only sleeps with it alone, she lives."
"Fair peace becomes men ferocious anger belongs to beasts."
"Like fragile ice anger passes away in time."
"Art lies by its own artifice."
"Beauty is a fragile gift."