"Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."P. J. O'Rourke on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."P. J. O'Rourke on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."P. J. O'Rourke on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."P. J. O'Rourke on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."P. J. O'Rourke on Plato
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