"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."P. J. O'Rourke on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."P. J. O'Rourke on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."P. J. O'Rourke on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."P. J. O'Rourke on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."P. J. O'Rourke on Elbert Hubbard
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