"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."P. J. O'Rourke on John F. Kennedy
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself."P. J. O'Rourke on Mark Twain
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."P. J. O'Rourke on Plato
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand."P. J. O'Rourke on Milton Friedman
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."P. J. O'Rourke on Joseph Stalin
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