"I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Parker Posey on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Parker Posey on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Parker Posey on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Parker Posey on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Parker Posey on Elbert Hubbard
"My grandmother is this amazingly theatrical woman. She acted like a movie star, as far as looks and attitude, kind of like Susan Hayward."
"My dad recently reminded me that my grandfather's cousin was Lefty Frizzell."