"All my graduation money went to paying for bartending classes so I could have a side gig. I bartended for two months before I was supposed to move to New York and then two months later I got the job as an understudy in 'Sister Act' and haven't looked back since."
"It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree."Patina Miller on John F. Kennedy
"God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars."Patina Miller on Elbert Hubbard
"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."Patina Miller on Robert Orben
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."Patina Miller on Erma Bombeck
"Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know."Patina Miller on T. S. Eliot
"Oh, my mom. She's one of my biggest fans."