"I dated a guy and he liked me but I didn't like him. I went through his wardrobe and cleaned out his house and got him to get a new car. He said to me, 'If I give you $10,000, will you find me my wife because I want someone like you?' And within a year, he got married. That was the first match that led to me leaving my corporate job."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Patti Stanger on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Patti Stanger on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Patti Stanger on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Patti Stanger on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Patti Stanger on Steven Wright
"Up until age 40, most men are just not as mature as women. So, it makes sense that a lot of women date up in age a bit."
"Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and - often times - our romantic decisions."
"Women are smart in business and dumb in love. They won't date outside their zip code, let alone outside the city. They are city snobs."
"I have put gay dating on the map."
"I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can't date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it's just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man."