"I was obsessed with being rich and famous."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Paul Lynde on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Paul Lynde on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Paul Lynde on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Paul Lynde on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Paul Lynde on Ambrose Bierce
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
"Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics."
"If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death."
"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."
"Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!"