"And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Paul McCartney on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Paul McCartney on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Paul McCartney on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Paul McCartney on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Paul McCartney on Henry Ward Beecher
"It's time to end the cruel slaughter of whales and leave these magnificent creatures alone."
"George wrote Taxman, and I played guitar on it. He wrote it in anger at finding out what the taxman did. He had never known before then what could happen to your money."
"To keep the record straight, it wasn't always John and Yoko. We've all accused one another of various business things we tend to be pretty paranoid by now, as you can imagine. There's a lot of money involved."
"When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!"
"My dad, bless him, was a musician. And his dad had thought that his music was rubbish."