"We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Paul McCartney on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Paul McCartney on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Paul McCartney on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Paul McCartney on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Paul McCartney on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"It's time to end the cruel slaughter of whales and leave these magnificent creatures alone."
"George wrote Taxman, and I played guitar on it. He wrote it in anger at finding out what the taxman did. He had never known before then what could happen to your money."
"To keep the record straight, it wasn't always John and Yoko. We've all accused one another of various business things we tend to be pretty paranoid by now, as you can imagine. There's a lot of money involved."
"When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!"
"My dad, bless him, was a musician. And his dad had thought that his music was rubbish."