"I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing - whenever I'm singing to the radio - my friends kind of hate it - but I pick out the harmonies in my head, and I'm singing the harmonies to the tracks and I'm jamming it out."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Paul McDonald on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Paul McDonald on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Paul McDonald on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Paul McDonald on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Paul McDonald on Steven Wright