"I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Paula Deen on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Paula Deen on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Paula Deen on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Paula Deen on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Paula Deen on Elbert Hubbard
"It's amazing how good getting up and moving makes you feel."
"I'll keep peace at all cost, even if I choke to death on my tongue."
"You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken."
"Of course, I will continue to share my favorite Southern recipes, just like my mama, grandmother and family shared with me over the years. And now, I'll be adding a little bit of a lighter touch to some of these wonderful dishes."
"I have my new food line in the works - I think it's over 200 items. Hopefully I can make a difference it's delicious food that's just so easy. I think it'll help people enjoy their lives... it's good!"