"Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Pauly Shore on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Pauly Shore on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Pauly Shore on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Pauly Shore on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Pauly Shore on Ambrose Bierce
"My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic."
"My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers."