"My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers."
"My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her."Pauly Shore on George Washington
"The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness. When you become a mother, you are no longer the center of your own universe. You relinquish that position to your children."Pauly Shore on Jessica Lange
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."Pauly Shore on Mark Twain
"Men are what their mothers made them."Pauly Shore on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."Pauly Shore on Pablo Picasso
"Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood."
"My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic."