"I unfortunately had a lot of medical procedures throughout my life, so I decided to paint all of my surgeries as a way to heal and as a way to grow."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Paz de la Huerta on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Paz de la Huerta on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Paz de la Huerta on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Paz de la Huerta on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Paz de la Huerta on Erma Bombeck
"It's amazing that no matter how much money you have, you can make some bad decisions, and in five months you're on the street, begging."
"I've learned to stay away from publicity addicts, people who want to be famous for no reason."
"I'm working on my relationship with my mother and father, but my upbringing has been very destructive."