"Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Peter Shaffer on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Peter Shaffer on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Peter Shaffer on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Peter Shaffer on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Peter Shaffer on Erma Bombeck
"You never quite know what's going to strike your imagination, or something that won't going to leave you alone, not going to leave alone, and this was one for me."