"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Peter Ustinov on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Peter Ustinov on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Peter Ustinov on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Peter Ustinov on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Peter Ustinov on Elbert Hubbard
"At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it."
"Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first."
"Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information."
"Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy."
"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."