"Miss Child is never bashful with butter."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Phil Donahue on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Phil Donahue on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Phil Donahue on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Phil Donahue on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Phil Donahue on Benjamin Franklin
"A large psychic void is left by a loss of faith. So many Catholics have tried so many things to replace it."
"At first, I thoroughly enjoyed being famous."